I HATE EGGS!

YUCK!

South Beach Diet Blues

I'M GOING TO MAUI IN MAY!! I'M TAGGING ALONG WITH CAM AND JENNY... AGAIN: )

Okay, they didn't have many magazine covers to choose from... I wanted a Shape magazine cover, but no such luck.

This picture was taken on the Kapalua beach in Maui about 4 years ago. I don't look like this anymore, hence the South Beach diet misery. The diet sucks all the enjoyment out of my life, but in return hopefully is sucking all the fat out of my body! We'll see if this diet helps me look like I am 20 again, otherwise people will most definitely think I have a really realistic fat suit on in Hawaii in May.

Do me a favor, and don't offer me cookies, cake, candy, any kind of carbs, or even fruit: ( And have pity on me... don't eat them in front of me! It's only been 4 days! How sad it that?

Kate Hudson?

YIKES!

So, it wasn't my intention to go strawberry blonde... but, because my hair was so dark, I have to get lighter in phases! Phase 1! It's a little embarrasing: (

LATER ON TODAY...

It's amazing what a little bit of makeup and hair product can do! Muuuch better: )